one time my religion teacher who has a monobrow asked me “what the hell did you do to your hair?” because i had a blonde streak through it and i said “what the hell did you do to your eyebrow” and he sent me outside
when i came back in he asked everyone what monotheism was and i said it meant a religion that worshiped one god because mono means one as in monobrow and he sent me out again
anyone would be lucky to date me. i was “a pleasure to have in class”
Gay/Bi Guy (online) : I’m only into straight acting masc guys.Are you straight acting?
my printer can suck a dick
what kind of printer do you have
i dont understand the stereotype that women are obsessed with shoes, like have u ever met a high school boy
FACT OF THE DAY: these images of this recently discovered planet come to us from the New Horizons space probe. Launched in 1977, New Horizons goal was to exit the solar system and look for potentially livable planets in neighboring star systems. For 35 years, New Horizons was unsuccessful; a clash with an asteroid in the Kuiper Belt sent it drastically off-course. However, this turned out to be a blessing in surprise. On February 27th of this year, New Horizons came across a large planetary body, about 1.5x the size of Earth. Scientists are optimistic that this new planet can indeed sustain life. Two new probes have been launched and are expected to reach the newly discovered planet in 2030.